Escalation
Accordion Neighbor is out on his back stoop giving yet another involuntary "concert" for the neighborhood. This time, as a new twist, he has supplied one of his daughters with [what sounds like] a a steel pie-plate and big metal spoon to bang it with. It's really hard to believe this is not some kind of social psychology experiment.
But it will not be part of my life for long. I'm moving to the suburbs. Really (sort of. Barely.)
Stay tuned.
But it will not be part of my life for long. I'm moving to the suburbs. Really (sort of. Barely.)
Stay tuned.
posted by Turbo at 7:08 PM
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You're moving to the SUBURBS?
Oy.
Now that you're a short-timer, you should start retaliating.
I would be happy to mail you FAON/N's toy accordian for you to use in retaliation. In fact, I could mail as loaners their entire toy band portfolio of instruments (drum, kazoo, cymbal, etc.) It can all be quite deafening if used in tandem by the right musicians. Sadly, I suspect your neighbor might somehow welcome these additions to the neighborhood racket.
Do tell!
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