She's Going To Fit Right In

I often complain that at Green Acres I spend far too much time filling in absurd forms and signing my name to things over and over, all day long.

Today I reviewed the CV of a shrink applying for a job here. At the end, she lists her extracurricular interests as “Reading, music, sports, rubber stamping.” Truly I don’t understand this—but she’s going to love it here, I think.