What I Learned In School Today:
... How to light an (illicit) cigarette using only a battery and a pencil.
posted by Turbo at 1:11 PM
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
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3 Comments:
OK. I've resisted for at least half an hour.
Please explain this one to me. Just can't work it out for myself?
Oh...and is the battery size relevant?
[jcat, and anyone else: I'm not going to reveal how this is done here, because it doesn't seem responsible, or in my own best interest. But if you email me privately I'll describe what I learned.]
Reminds me of an electronic technician who used to bring a hot dog to work for lunch and cook it using two forks and a modified power cord. [Don't try this at home. Or work.]
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