Seriously Unnecessary Vehicles

If you want to live in southern Florida, you're definitely going to need an SUV. This is evidenced by the fact that nearly every family in FAOB's neighborhood owns one (at least one).

Consider these facts:

-Most of FL is flat as a pancake. The very highest point is 345 feet up.
-Snow, ice, and unplowed driveways are unheard of.
-Every square foot is covered by one of six textures: Structures, landscaping, swamp, sinkhole, swimming pools, and pavement. The first five are never to be driven upon; the last is uniformly silky-smooth and pothole-free.

So I'm sure you can see that an SUV is a veritable necessity in these parts. How FAOB manages to survive here with his 1993 Honda Accord, I can't imagine.