New Fee Schedule
I am thinking of revising my private practice fee schedule. In addition to my usual rates for new evaluations, hour and half-hour follow-ups, cancellations, and no-shows, I may add a special fee for "If you run out of my office manic and psychotic and I have to chase you down three flights of stairs and across two city blocks, including pausing and pretending I don't know you for a minute while you try to buy cigarettes off strangers, and then coax you back to the office before you get yourself into serious trouble."
Because really, I should have been paid a bit extra for that. Don't you think?
Because really, I should have been paid a bit extra for that. Don't you think?
posted by Turbo at 11:41 PM
4 Comments:
Hmm, think if they had paid extra for that at Green Acres...
That sounds like hazard pay. Definitely add that in.
hmmm... however it could be part of your HMO health club benefits?
Hear, hear. :) I'm a law student having my very first client counseling experiences at the poverty law clinic associated with my school. Based on my very limited experience, I would like to propose an additional fee for when I interview you twice for an hour and a half each time, you give me a very long and robust story of what really happened, and then you say something completely different as soon as we arrive at your pre-trial conference/hearing at the landlord tenant board/meeting with the refugee claims office. Or maybe *I* should be paying extra, like I could have a sucker jar in my office where I drop five bucks every time I'm proven to be insanely naive. It could be a vacation fund...
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