Collect Them All

For the past few months I've been monitoring Shrink or Fade's stats via Google Analytics. I've become a bit obsessed with getting at least one "hit" from every U.S. state. Some states, such as Pennsylvania, show hundreds of hits (thanks College Roommate and NeoNurse!). But nine states are barren of the Word of Fade, without a single hit. Perhaps not surprisingly, they are all "red states". So now I am on a mission to get someone, anyone, in these locales to read my blog. Maybe you have a friend or family member in one of these states, and could spread the word. Maybe you live just across the border from one, and it wouldn't be too much trouble to drive across and ask someone at the town library to log in. Maybe you have a private pilot's license and could drop some leaflets or something. Anyway, these are the states we need to hit up. Any help appreciated.

Montana (Stay of Execution, I know you have friends there!)
North Dakota
South Dakota
Wyoming (What? No one in Jackson can be bothered to read this?)
Utah
Mississippi
Alabama
West Virginia
Canada

(Ha! Ha! Just kidding about Canada. You guys are great! You've sent more hits than almost any other state! It's almost like you're a whole extra country, hit-number-wise! Thanks!)