Thursday, January 11, 2007

A Green Acres Interlude

Psychiatrist: The team thinks you’re doing great. You’re ready to go home. When would you like us to arrange a ride for you?
Patient: How about a week from Friday?
Psychiatrist: A week from Friday? Why so long? We could get you home tomorrow or the day after at the latest.
Patient: The guy isn’t coming to turn my cable back on until a week from Friday.


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