Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Shrinks and Lawyers, IV

Amusing tidbit of news from the Smallish State this morning:

"SMALLISH CITY, Smallish State (AP) -- Prosecutors say J.T. walked into a pharmacy in Very Small City in October 2004 while wearing a disguise and carrying a CO2 pistol that looked like real gun.

He demanded Oxycontin from the pharmacist, but made off with two bottles of Ritalin instead after becoming impatient and jumping over the counter when the druggist took too long to open a locked safe."

Free psychiatric advice to the lawless with attention-deficit disorder: take your Ritalin before doing your crime. Otherwise, you will not have adequate focus to pull it off.


Anonymous girltuesday said...

i really wish jt hadn't made off with the all ritalin. i am having a hard time concentrating today.

5/16/06, 2:42 PM  

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