Smallish State Water Torture

Just in case you're playing along from home:

Yes, it is still raining. Eighth straight day, virtually nonstop.

Yes, the roof is still leaking. Ditto.

Yes, my leak-collection-and-redirection system seems to be holding up.

Yes, the 10-day forecast still goes like this: Showers, Rain, Rain, Showers, Rain, Showers, Showers, Showers, Showers, Partly Sunny.

I am being driven mad by the sound of droplets. I cannot bear to hear the windshield wipers. Pray for us.