STILL waiting...
As you may remember, I recently found some coffee creamer which promised a "performance" if placed in the fridge. Still nothing to report on that experiment. False advertising.
Meanwhile, I came across a tin of confections billed as "entertaining cookies". Remarkable! I pulled out one of these dowel-shaped chocolate cookies, set it on the table, and watched for the longest time, waiting for the entertainment to begin. Again, nothing. When I got bored of that, though, I started sticking it in my ear, pretending it was a cigar or maestro baton, and used it for a swizzle stick in a Guinness. Then, suddenly, I realized that it was quite entertaining.
Meanwhile, I came across a tin of confections billed as "entertaining cookies". Remarkable! I pulled out one of these dowel-shaped chocolate cookies, set it on the table, and watched for the longest time, waiting for the entertainment to begin. Again, nothing. When I got bored of that, though, I started sticking it in my ear, pretending it was a cigar or maestro baton, and used it for a swizzle stick in a Guinness. Then, suddenly, I realized that it was quite entertaining.
posted by Turbo at 2:13 PM
2 Comments:
*chuckling* Perhaps you should post some pictures of that...particularly the one of where the baked-items-that-will- remain-nameless* were used to clear out your ear wax! :P
(*...still scarred from my christmas baking adventure!!!)
*some* people prefer to perform with the lights off. You have no idea what the creamer is up to when you close the fridge door, after all.
and I don't expect my bicycle to do the cycling for me... the cookies entertained like my bike cycles: just add human.
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