SorF Plays Canada

Dear Readers,

Hello! Today I learned how to discern the geographic location of you all, and how to tell how many of you have dropped by, and when. Miraculous! I feel as if a blindfold has been removed and I can see a bit of the world around me.

And, I had an immediate sense of gratitude to you (all three of you) for taking the time to read these pages. Or at least look at the pictures. Suddenly, I feel the desire to (as the young people say) "shout out" or "holla" to you all. Especially the Canadians! Why, I had no idea Shrink or Fade had such international appeal. Hello, Nova Scotia! Hello, Ontario! Hello, B.C.! Hello hello hello Medicine Hat, Alberta! What a country. How's the snow? Can I come play up there?

Also, I want to send a special thanks to the good people at the Smallish State BUREAU OF TAXATION, who evidently have been tapping in today. But listen, I'm not making any money here. I hope you don't feel the need to tax my blog. Really, that's just not nice.

Goodnight, blog nation!

-TG