Friday, May 30, 2008

Green Acres - Today's Plan

Heard in team meeting today:

"I am the #3 Engineer brain in the world. First I will poison the water supply of [nearby small city]. Then I will be building a dozen shipyards. After that I will be joining together Alaska, Cuba, Israel, and North Korea, then dividing them in half, and we will bring back slavery using castrated A-rabs. I am the Absolute Master."


Blogger jcat said...

Sounds like a good plan...

But what are engineer-brains #1 and #2 going to be doing in the meanwhile - and will any of those countries still exist by the time #3 gets a crack at world domination?

5/30/08, 7:46 PM  
Blogger brushfiremedia said...

Why 12 shipyards? Why not 13?

5/30/08, 8:24 PM  
Blogger The MSILF said...

Did you at least ask to reserve a slip at one of the shipyards?

5/31/08, 2:52 AM  

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