Green Acres - Today's Plan
Heard in team meeting today:
"I am the #3 Engineer brain in the world. First I will poison the water supply of [nearby small city]. Then I will be building a dozen shipyards. After that I will be joining together Alaska, Cuba, Israel, and North Korea, then dividing them in half, and we will bring back slavery using castrated A-rabs. I am the Absolute Master."
"I am the #3 Engineer brain in the world. First I will poison the water supply of [nearby small city]. Then I will be building a dozen shipyards. After that I will be joining together Alaska, Cuba, Israel, and North Korea, then dividing them in half, and we will bring back slavery using castrated A-rabs. I am the Absolute Master."
posted by Turbo at 2:56 PM
3 Comments:
Sounds like a good plan...
But what are engineer-brains #1 and #2 going to be doing in the meanwhile - and will any of those countries still exist by the time #3 gets a crack at world domination?
Why 12 shipyards? Why not 13?
Did you at least ask to reserve a slip at one of the shipyards?
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