Speaking Of Which,

That reminds me it's time for a new edition of "Shrink Or Fade Impressions Of Smallish City Holiday Lights." (See first edition here; several exciting color-scheme changes have been made to the lights since then.) Please note that these interpretations of the Holiday Lights represent only the views of this writer and his strangely affected imagination, and do not necessarily represent the views of the Smallish City City Council, Public Works Department, or contracted artists.