10-Second Conversations On The Way To The Office
Guy: Beautiful snow this morning, huh?
Turbo: Sure is...
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Other Guy: Not sure Santa's going to be able to get through this year!
Turbo: Oh, he'll get through...
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Woman: Why the fuck don't these people shovel their fucking sidewalk?
Turbo: There's supposed to be a $100 fine for that. You could call the city sidewalk hotline...
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Another Guy: Looks like easier walking the direction you're going!
Turbo: I have to go the other direction on the way home...
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Another Woman: I don't know why I even got out of bed today.
Turbo: Come see me-- I have cancellations today.
Turbo: Sure is...
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Other Guy: Not sure Santa's going to be able to get through this year!
Turbo: Oh, he'll get through...
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Woman: Why the fuck don't these people shovel their fucking sidewalk?
Turbo: There's supposed to be a $100 fine for that. You could call the city sidewalk hotline...
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Another Guy: Looks like easier walking the direction you're going!
Turbo: I have to go the other direction on the way home...
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Another Woman: I don't know why I even got out of bed today.
Turbo: Come see me-- I have cancellations today.
posted by Turbo at 9:38 AM
2 Comments:
Ha! The 3rd one - that would most definitely be me... :-X Of course, I do try not to swear around complete strangers, but then I guess sometimes it slips out!
And by "most definitely be me" I mean rather that that would most definitely be something I would say. ;)
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