What Money Can't Buy (A Green Acres Interlude)

[Scene: Dr. Turbo walking down the hallway by the cafeteria. Another doctor’s patient approaches him:]

Patient: Dr. Turbo! I could give you this [shows wallet] and this [shows old black plastic comb]. Would that be enough to get me out of here?
Dr. Turbo [Walking on]: No, I’m afraid bribery isn’t the best way to try to get out of here.
Patient: Wait, Dr. Turbo! Wait! Don’t walk away! I also have pocket change!