Label on the Green Acres patient popcorn machine: ""For better traffic-building aroma and up to 25% more sales, always use FLAVACOL (instead of salt.)"
I am not sure that a psychiatric hospital should be emitting "traffic-building aroma", but evidently we are, since FLAVACOL is applied to each batch of popcorn.
In a gustatorily related story, 9 had a battle with Enemy Cat last week and developed an ear abscess. The vet prescribed a bottle of amoxicillin liquid. The bottle reads "for veterinary use only. For use only in dogs and cats." But the liquid is banana-flavored. This isn't working well. 9 is not a monkey.
I am not sure that a psychiatric hospital should be emitting "traffic-building aroma", but evidently we are, since FLAVACOL is applied to each batch of popcorn.
In a gustatorily related story, 9 had a battle with Enemy Cat last week and developed an ear abscess. The vet prescribed a bottle of amoxicillin liquid. The bottle reads "for veterinary use only. For use only in dogs and cats." But the liquid is banana-flavored. This isn't working well. 9 is not a monkey.
posted by Turbo at 8:44 AM
2 Comments:
is FLAVACOL made with soy?
What exactly is FLAVACOL??? and why in God's name would they flavor animal meds with bannana flavoring...most common household pets are carnivores.
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