Sunday, December 18, 2005

Advice on Messes

I don’t know if any of you will need to make a Really Big Mess at any time in the near future, but just in case you do, I can offer some advice. A simple, efficient, and possibly permanent method for making a real god-awful mess is:

1) Put a can of Diet Coke in the freezer to chill.
2) Forget about it and go off skiing for the day.

It’s as simple as that. When you get home, you’ll be greeted by a mess of epic proportions that defies all efforts at cleaning. Not that this ever happened to me. Certainly not today.


Anonymous Denise L. said...

If I might add a tiny suggestion...

...for an even larger "god-awful mess" make it a can of "real" Coke. The addition of sugar only adds to the creation and enjoyment of the discovery.

Not the voice of experience, just a suggestion to improve on an already great idea.

12/25/05, 10:47 AM  

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