Monday, April 30, 2007

Fair Trade - A Green Acres Interlude

Dr. Turbo: I think you have a problem with substance dependence.

Patient: I do not have a problem with substance dependence!

Dr. Turbo: Well, I see that your outpatient doctor was prescribing you 12mg of Xanax a day. That’s a huge amount of Xanax. I suspect you’ve developed a tolerance to it.

Patient: Yeah, but I wasn’t using all that Xanax! I was selling at least half of it to buy marijuana!

1 Comments:

Blogger daedalus2u said...

It is wonderful that your patient trusts you enough to be that honest with you.

Kudos to you and to your patient!

5/1/07, 7:33 PM  

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