Monday, April 30, 2007

Fair Trade - A Green Acres Interlude

Dr. Turbo: I think you have a problem with substance dependence.

Patient: I do not have a problem with substance dependence!

Dr. Turbo: Well, I see that your outpatient doctor was prescribing you 12mg of Xanax a day. That’s a huge amount of Xanax. I suspect you’ve developed a tolerance to it.

Patient: Yeah, but I wasn’t using all that Xanax! I was selling at least half of it to buy marijuana!


Blogger daedalus2u said...

It is wonderful that your patient trusts you enough to be that honest with you.

Kudos to you and to your patient!

5/1/07, 7:33 PM  

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